Arg, Matey

I saw a pirate seagull today. As I walked to my car there were a number of seagulls screeching around, one of which was hopping around in the road fending off all comers to protect the delicous lumps of...whatever that was encrusted on the street. Something about the seagull didn't look right, I gave it a second glance, and oh yeah. He's only got one foot. Considering how thin seagull feet are, he wasn't even all that lopsided. He was stumping around on his peg just fine. I named him Long John Silver, and I do hope to see him dining on road trash in my neighborhood again.